9. Some of my walking technique can also be confused with a duck waddling.
8. The hair growth on my belly resembles porcupine quills....minus the sharpness.
7. Fiber....I need lots of it! And it still doesn't work...It's supposed to be worse right after the baby is born. I am not sure how this can possibly happen.
6. Toes? Am I supposed to have them? I haven't seen them in about two months.
5. A requirement to putting on shoes is that I must hold my breath when bending over.
4. Front hugs no longer work...I've resorted to the side hug or the "stick your butt way out to make room for the belly" hug.
3. I have adopted the grandma rock when trying to get off of the couch. 1, 2, 3, up...
2. Who said rolling out of bed couldn't be sexy? I beg to differ.
1. Cankles (and I'm talking elephant stumps) are my new fashion statement. Don't hate...I know you are a teensy bit jealous.
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