Baby Brain

The following is a sampling of reasons why I have recently diagnosed myself as crazy and how I know that I have officially lost it. This list occurred in less than a week's time and all examples are 100% true.

1) When cleaning up dinner tonight, I put two dirty dishes in the fridge instead of the dishwasher.

2) I wore slippers out and didn't realize it until I reached my destination.

3) I have gotten dressed two days in a row and forgot to put on my "undergarments."

4) Coke and Halloween candy have become suitable breakfast items.

5) I took Aaron to pick up his jeep at the shop. The plan was to follow him to drop it off at his mom's and then bring him back home. I honest to God forgot and left him stranded with no ride until I received a call from him 10 minutes later asking where I was. Even then it didn't click that I came home without him. Poor thing had to spell it out for me...

6) I was trying to cook dinner last night and for the life of me could not figure out why our water was not boiling. It took me 10 minutes to realize I had not turned the burner on.

7) After dinner I went upstairs to fold the laundry and realized the clothes were still soaking wet. Surprise surprise...I didn't turn the dryer on either.

8) I locked myself out of the house. Never in my life have I done this...

I guess only getting 3-4 hours of sleep a night for over 3 months has finally made me lose it.

You better lock me up before someone gets hurt or someone goes missing...

Here's to hoping that I don't leave Parker somewhere....I wouldn't put it past me.